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I was on a walk with my acquaintance and we went to espresso in Grainger and I saw "dirty chai" on the menu. 

Who decided to name a coffee drink "dirty chai"???? Why is it dirty? It's coffee.... Like oh you're yearning for a coffee that likes to roll around in dirt and wash their hands annually? How about a dirty chai? 

Oh- you want CHAI? Sorry.. we only have this special brew....We designed this brew to encompass unwashed 20 year old P.E. jerseys and a frat house!  It's called dirty chai! Do you want??? Only $5 for a cup of dirtiness. 

*AND I still haven't forgotten about the Unicorn Frappucino.... Get real people this is consumerism and it is making monsters out of coffee beans.  

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More of a rant than funny, but oh well. 

Zoya

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  1. Letitia MoffittDecember 8, 2022 at 7:11 AM

    I am one of those grouchy people who only drinks black coffee and becomes enraged when it takes more than 5 adjectives for someone to describe their beverage. RUINATION OF COFFEE.

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